awesome urban turban

an amazing dictionary that wears the Arabian hat and recognizes that the average male ejaculation is ten cubic centimeters.

A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.

Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.

I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.

awesome urban turban by EPODD HATHAWAY March 21, 2021

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AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER

Given this phrase it says the URBAN DICTONARY being not only crowd sourced but also open sourced as the best AI VULGAR AND NON VULGAR source available which deploys smoothly to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY.

To the car only4. Ll X of the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN can with it's definitional power access the entire INTERNET thanks to the AEROSPACE INDUSTRY and the USA BEING the greatest engineer of modern missile and jet nuclear technology the genius designers off their ability to see pattern discernment and exclusivity shielding when the AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER is BREACHED by authorized NASA and PENTAGON corporate , government , non profit and international personnel.

AWESOME URBAN TURBAN OPENER by SEE YOUR ASSH0LE June 4, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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