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AVOID ME 

1. A beautifully intense song made by KUTE
2. Something you tell to a person, usually either if you are dieseased, don't like that person, or you are very mentally ill (a serial killer)
1.
hey man I got covid so, AVOID ME
ok
2.
You shut the fuck up, you absolute bitch, here's some advice. Why don't you AVOID ME?
3.
..a ..AVOID ME
AVOID ME by banflimflam May 13, 2022
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Avid Merrion 

"the film star recieved weird phone calls, freaky letters and was stalked by Avid Merrion"
Avid Merrion by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003

avid merion

A complete nutter from the channel 4 series bo selecta. Obsessed with celebrities, he is always seen wearing a neck brace. With curly ginger hair he is always noticable.

An obsesive man , he keeps his dead mother in a wardrobe and his only friend ,ozzy , is likely to be deported very soon !!

He is also likely to be seen stalking any celbrity

Now he has his own chat show though , god knows why , it has ruined the series
If kylie minogue was my wife i would treat her with the love and respect she deserves , and then i would say to her " hey why dont you take off all your clothes, but leave your belt on , and then i will fucking ride you like sea biscuit "
avid merion by Squiz July 14, 2004

Avid Merrion 

A weird but wicked guy, who loves any celebrity that walks the earth.
he also plays Craiiiig Daviid and Jacko n menymore in his kwl programme, 'Bo' Selecta!'
"Avid Merrion is fit for a ginger bloke"
Avid Merrion by JenRo n Boof August 21, 2003
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026