automatic douche

works like a normal douche but automatic

bilza used his automatic douche for the first time,he liked

by lukeboi July 5, 2006

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010