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Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.
I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.
Autofacial by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.
Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....
Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.
My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.
autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".
I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".
Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026