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Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.
I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.
Autofacial by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.
Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....
Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.
My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.
autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".
I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".
Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026