autofacial

n. a self-administered facial, usually resulting from over-excited masturbation

"The porn flick was so good, and I was so pumped, I shot so hard I got an autofacial."

autofacial by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Autofacial

When you jack off so hard, you jizz on your face.

I was watchin a granny porno and gave myself an autofacial.

Autofacial by Ollie The Magic Bum August 11, 2004

Artifacial intelligence 

When a person of known stupidity posts deep and thoughtfull status's or quotes on their facebook status to give themselves the appearance of intelignece or depth.

Man did you see what Kristi put up on Facebook... She is dumb as a sack of hammers but likes to post deep things so she looks smarter. Just another case of artifacial intelligence....

Artifacial intelligence by mojo1269 September 26, 2011

autofail 

To be so inadequate that one receives an automatic failure.
When one has done so poorly from the beginning that redemption of dignity, self-worth and/or passing grades is hopeless.

My essay's introduction was so convoluted that she'll read it and autofail me.

autofail by meeleea November 2, 2009

Autofail 

A feature on many smartphones, commonly referred to as "Autocorrect".

I'd like to use "autofail" in a sentence, but every time I type it in, it gets autocorrected to "autocorrect".

Autofail by VXS II September 19, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004