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auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
by pigy_G December 15, 2010
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auto-blumpkin

Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003
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Auto-blumpkin

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"
by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008
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