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Authors Anonymous 

The epitome of enigmatic epicness, Authors Anonymous is a renowned writing club with individual chapters dispersed throughout the Greater Los Angeles Area.
Students at Azusa Pacific University started their own chapter of Authors Anonymous in 2009 to counteract the imaginative torpor that afflicted the Christian campus as a result of censorship and legalism.
Authors Anonymous by Dalek62 November 5, 2011

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra 

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.
*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

Authorgasm

The feeling of relief an author experiences after writing a piece after a long period of writer's block. Can leave said author feeling physically lighter and more relaxed and carefree, much like an orgasm.
Cassidy had an Authorgasm after she finished her first poem in months.

All I want to do is have an Authorgasm!
Authorgasm by CakeShipper May 27, 2013

Authors' Prescription 

An Author's prescription is a specific piece of recommendation(s) made by the author of a book, which contains propositions on how its readers may customize an ambiance suitable for better enjoyment and or an enhancement of their reading experience.
The authors' prescription suggests listening to soft jazz music, while reading chapters 7 and 8.

autogression 

(noun) driving in such a way as to intimidate, to intend or to cause pain or harm. combative, hostile driving.
So much autogression on the highway this morning; why do people drive like they're fighting with their cars?
autogression by mslalib March 10, 2010

authorshit 

To write something so poorly that it can only be defined as Authorshit.

Conversely a positive response to well crafted work.
"If I have to read anymore of his authorship I think I'll puke."

"That is the authorshit I was looking for."
authorshit by Mark James Sands April 9, 2014
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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