Somewhat like "Irish Twins", but "Austrian Twins" are two kids born days apart by different mothers with the same father. One mother is the wife and the other is the mistress.
See Arnold Schwarzenegger's dilemma. He had two kids born within days of each other by different mothers...one with his wife and one with his mistress. His kids are "Austrian Twins". (He happens to be Austrian, so he gets the title!)
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!