australian internet 

Error 404, cannot be found.

"I hate livin down unda m8, this australian internet is jast dasgustin m8, aye keep gittin a 404"

(read in australian accent)

australian internet by claw106 November 13, 2017

Australian Internet 

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Error 404 not found.
Please connect to any other internet but Australian Internet

Australian Internet by Missilemanfucker202 June 22, 2020

australian internet 

A flaming pile of dog shit

Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit

australian internet by HydroChloroFluoroCarbons November 13, 2017

Australian internet 

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

Australian internet by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Australian international school

The Australian international school is a SCHOOL. (MIND BLOW)

Person 1:That girl goes to the Australian International School!
Person 2:Is that a school?

Australian international school by Noonewillnow February 23, 2014

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019