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augest 30 

rude, backstabbing, and people born on augest 30 don’t get told a lot of things because they hurt their bsfs . they are very hurt on the inside which is why they tend to hurt other people .
augest 30 people are bullies
augest 30 by anonymous March 11, 2021
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August 30 

the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day
P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"

P2 "What do you mean?"

P1 *grabs a chair*

P2 " What are you doing?!"

P1 "Your mom!!"

P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
August 30 by ur_momma April 15, 2019

August 30 

My birthday and Someone else’s birthday who is amazing and perfect in each and every way. Except for me, I’m an exception. But your not.
“When’s your birthday?”
August 30th.”

Holy shit you must be perfect.”
August 30 by GoddessofDeath October 28, 2019

August 30 

The day we’re the most amazing person you’ll meet is born. Keep your friends if they have this birthday because they’ll keep you
Friend: they are so nice. When is their birthday

Other friend: August 30. You should be friends with them. They are really nice

August 30 

People born on this day are always forgotten about and treated as if they're invisible. Anyway, if you know anyone born on this day, checm if they're okay...
"Ayo Dorkeisha."

"Yea?"

"Ur born on August 30 right?"

"Yea."

"Are you okay?"
August 30 by Bank Ching Ching December 7, 2019

August 30 

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them
Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "
August 30 by Allfather August 29, 2019

August 30 

If you were born August 30 you act like a crackhead and that’s okay. You also need mental help
It’s august 30th time to black out & forget about the shitty life you have!
August 30 by gothbaby November 2, 2019
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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