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August 30 

the day that a amazing person was born and kind of needs mental help! august 30 is also National High Five Your Friend In the Face With a Chair Day. It is also National Your Mom Jokes Day
P1 " hey bro, its august 30, you know what that means"

P2 "What do you mean?"

P1 *grabs a chair*

P2 " What are you doing?!"

P1 "Your mom!!"

P2 * hit across the face with a chair*
August 30 by ur_momma April 15, 2019

August 30 

My birthday and Someone else’s birthday who is amazing and perfect in each and every way. Except for me, I’m an exception. But your not.
“When’s your birthday?”
“August 30th.”

“Holy shit you must be perfect.”
August 30 by GoddessofDeath October 28, 2019

August 30 

The day we’re the most amazing person you’ll meet is born. Keep your friends if they have this birthday because they’ll keep you
Friend: they are so nice. When is their birthday

Other friend: August 30. You should be friends with them. They are really nice

August 30 

People born on this day are always forgotten about and treated as if they're invisible. Anyway, if you know anyone born on this day, checm if they're okay...
"Ayo Dorkeisha."

"Yea?"

"Ur born on August 30 right?"

"Yea."

"Are you okay?"
August 30 by Bank Ching Ching December 7, 2019

August 30 

On August 30th you ask your significant other to pick a number between one and five. You then have to follow the instructions of the number.

1. Hug them
2. Kiss them
3. Hold their hand
4. Hit them
5. Break up with them
Boyfriend-"Hey Babe! Pick a number between one and Five! "
Girlfriend-"Why? "
Boyfriend-"Because it's August 30th. Just do it!!! "
Girlfriend-"ummm.. ... Five? "
Boyfriend-".............. "
Girlfriend "............... "
Boyfriend "... I fucked your sister. "
August 30 by Allfather August 29, 2019

August 30 

If you were born August 30 you act like a crackhead and that’s okay. You also need mental help
It’s august 30th time to black out & forget about the shitty life you have!
August 30 by gothbaby November 2, 2019
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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