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Tinder's Law of Attraction 

On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.
Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.

Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.
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Attraction Scale 

A way of rating women on their level of attractiveness, usually between 1 and 10, with 1 being horribly unattractive and 10 being insanely attractive. Women are often spoken of with their rating alone, example below.
Guy A: Man, I saw this 9/10 yesterday. Definitely caught her checking me out.

Guy B: That high on the attraction scale?

Guy A: Yeah! Maybe even a 10!
Attraction Scale by xMillzee September 30, 2016

Attraction side effect 

To when your first impression of a girl is sexy till your in bed with her. Which causes you to have a completely different impression on her immediatly
Guy:What the fuck!!!! You grew out a dick. OH MY GOD Girl: im sorry baby. thats just my Attraction side effect. I didnt mean for it to slide out when im horny!

that's attractive 

a sarcastic saying used when something unattractive is captured on camera or seen by another person
*Boy sees a girl picking her nose so he hits his friend beside him and says:
"Look at that girl!"
His friend replies with "That's attractive."
that's attractive by skm_128 June 7, 2010

attraction-repulsion syndrome 

An unexpected about-face of feelings resulting in being repulsed by someone you had initially been attracted to.
You start seeing someone you had been crushing on, only to then start feeling creeped out by him/her when he/she actually starts liking you way more than you like them; classic attraction-repulsion syndrome.

Sapiosexual (attraction to intelligence)

The sexual or spiritual attraction to intelligence. Sometimes referred to as 'sapiosexual', a neologized word meaning a person who is sexually aroused by or is attracted to intelligence in others. Etymology: (sapiosexual; from the latin roots sapien, wise or intelligent, and sexualis, relating to the sexes). The sexual orientation has become more common in recent times, having many people claim to be or identify as sapiosexual and may in future be a generalized term.
Sapiosexual (attraction to intelligence) A person who is excited, aroused or elevated by intelligence equal (or more commonly) greater than their own. Sapiosexuals can either have some form of sexual intent or have no intimacy of a physical sense (Asexual); while still being attracted to intelligent others.

sensual attraction 

a desire for touch ie: hugging, cuddling, hand holding, kissig, etc. but not a sexual or romantic relationship with a person. no lust is involved
sensual attraction : cuddling or hugging but no sexual intercourse
sensual attraction by essiebaby August 1, 2015
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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