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Definitions by Dr.Daunt

Tinder's Law of Attraction 

On Tinder and similar dating sites, when trying to figure out who the appropriate person is in a group photo, always err on the side of the least attractive person.
Gary: How am I supposed to know which one she is? The only pictures she posted were group photos.

Tim: She is most likely the least attractive person in the group. It's Tinder's Law of Attraction.

Rich Bankrupt 

A phenomena wherein a wealthy/famous person goes bankrupt, yet they still somehow manage to maintain a lavish quality of life.
"How does Nicolas Cage own a mansion if he's bankrupt and in debt to the government millions of dollars?"

"Simple. He's Rich Bankrupt."
Rich Bankrupt by Dr.Daunt February 2, 2015