Athenian 

A school in California that teaches students to actually get somewhere in life. It is a pretty cool and laid back school in general, which a lot of people think is weird. (esp. the whole we call teachers by their first names)and how it is in the rulebook that if it ever snows, class will be halted for 15 minutes for a voluntary snowball fight. Athenian students do a LOT of community service around the bay area, and the world.

SRV Student: Hey so you go to Athenian, right?
Athenian Student: Yeah. Its a pretty cool school.
SRV Student: Is it true that you all get driven to lunch in limos?
Athenian Student: Uhhhhhh, no?
SRV Student: Really because someone told me that-
Athenian Student: No.

Athenian by aotwhlesn January 3, 2010

Athenian 

A liberal, hippie east bay school that does tons of community service and has its students go backpacking for a month in order to graduate. Go Athenian!

Kid 1: Bob is such a hippie
Kid 2: I know, right
Kid 1: he just went backpacking for a month
Kid 2: Knew it, he goes to Athenian

Athenian by TheKingT April 11, 2010

athenian 

School for the dumbest of the dumb or the fattest of the fattest. A school for the most obese Indian kids in the entire planet. The school that parents send their kids away to just to make sure they don’t have to pay for his food. A school that’s doorways are squares so that the kids can fit through them. A school that only people who come in the top 1% of the fattest population are allowed to be admitted to.

Mom: Son how much do you weigh

Surya: 69,000 pounds

Mom: You will have to enroll in athenian

athenian by boomchokiko1232 August 12, 2021

Athenian 

When you Athena to much in rocket league

Wow your an Athenian

Athenian by Hnfjfgujfjfjrujgujjjfujg March 25, 2021

Athenian Pull 

When injecting drugs into a vein, after one draws blood into the syringe, instead of injecting all of the contents of the syringe at once, One injects half the contents and then pulls more blood into the syringe before injecting the rest or a little more since sometimes this can be repeated two to three times. It assists in the mixture of the drugs in the syringe with the blood from the vein and making sure the syringe needle remains in a vein.

I got so high that time using the Athenian Pull instead of pushing it all in at once cuz I'm positive it all got into the vein.

Athenian Pull by Jake Dawkins December 6, 2009

Athenian Fallacy 

The Athenian Fallacy is a logical fallacy wherein someone takes a positive opinion of something due to one or few highly positive traits, despite those positives being far outweighed by numerous negative traits of a lesser degree. Takes its name from the not-so-democratic democracy of ancient Athens.

Steve: "Wow Athens was a democracy, how great! I mean all the people could vote except women, slaves, freed slaves, foreigners living there, children, men who haven't done military service so like 90% of the population; but still wasn't ancient democracy just so amazing!

Alexios: Dude you're literally committing the Athenian Fallacy!

Athenian Fallacy by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 July 4, 2022

Athenian Kreme Delight 

Going to the Kreme Delight in Athens, AL and recieving Kreme Delights from multiple people. A Kreme Delight is being covered in cum.

Jennifer recieved an Athenian Kreme Delight from Will, Clay, Brad, and Will.

Athenian Kreme Delight by W. N. February 4, 2006