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athenian

School for the dumbest of the dumb or the fattest of the fattest. A school for the most obese Indian kids in the entire planet. The school that parents send their kids away to just to make sure they don’t have to pay for his food. A school that’s doorways are squares so that the kids can fit through them. A school that only people who come in the top 1% of the fattest population are allowed to be admitted to.

Mom: Son how much do you weigh

Surya: 69,000 pounds

Mom: You will have to enroll in athenian

by boomchokiko1232 August 12, 2021