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assus interruptus 

Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.
Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!
assus interruptus by Jimmy Dink March 6, 2017
Words you can keep
Aysus is one of a kind, it's unlikely for you to find anyone called Aysus but when you do you gotta keep him tight.
He'll always make you feel safe, and despite how you feel he'll never judge you. He's the best guy you'll ever meet.
He's beyond being hot, cute and good-looking.
He gives you good advices and can make a dark room lighten up by just being there..
He never stops learning new things and is filled with knowledge and skills.
He's good at sports and he's even got good artistic skills like painting, singing, etc.

And good sex is what they provide 24/7.
Guy #1: Hey I met aysus yesterday and man he changed my perspective about life completely for the good.

Guy #2: Yo that's wild cause he met me the other day at my lowest point and helped me cope and gave me some excellent advice.

Guy #3: Ah man I love that guy
Aysus by Your long lost daddy November 22, 2021
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Assussment 

Providing detailed assessment of why someone is sus.
You're sus if you don't understand the definition. A basic assussment.
Assussment by Yung McLovin April 25, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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