asswheeze

Another word for fart, but can be used as an insult

"This group chat is dead"

"Shut up, you asswheeze!"

by Zay.zee June 23, 2021

asswheeze

The worst insult a human tounge could ever utter, and no worse word a human ear could hear.

Should not be used on mere mortals, because it could cause instant death from ear and brain explosions.

"This group chat is dead"

"Shut up, you asswheeze!"

by Zee_Zee_ June 23, 2021

asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.

Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.

by Barrence June 30, 2006

asscheese

A thick, greasy substance usually emitting an unpleasant ordor, comprised primarily of sweat and fart juice and found in the crack between the buttocks.

Damn, that asscheese left a racin' stripe in my drawers again!

by Steve January 6, 2003

Asscheese

Leftover sperm in your ass.

I feel asscheese from last night when I sit down.

by TickleMeFunTime May 6, 2015

asscheese

supposedly cheese made from the milk squeezed from the asses of sweaty football guys. Wisconsin, anyone?

by Knee Byter October 20, 2003

asscheese

GreenDayNFG4182

GreenDayNFG4182 is the epitome of asscheese-dom.

by Pablo February 25, 2003