One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

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asswag

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.

Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.

asswag by Rod London April 2, 2011

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asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

asswaffle by grungyflannel May 7, 2007

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asswang

To put it simply, a dumbass, an idiot.

John M. is a damn asswang.

asswang by The Cowboy May 8, 2005

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