Asswax

It's stuff you put on your ass to make it soft and less hairy

I used asswax and it was so helpful

by Bad bitch named hermosa June 25, 2020

Asswang

gay filipino vampire

daryel is such an asswang.

by napalm shitter May 6, 2015

Asswater

Bad or weak coffee.

"Oh god", said after first sip,"this shit tastes like asswater!"

by tutash June 6, 2003

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

by El Matt February 28, 2008

asswag

When a dog wags its tail so hard, its whole ass wags.

Wow, your dog doesn't just wag his tail, he wags his whole ass!
Yeah, he gets a major case of asswag whenever we've been out for the day.

by Rod London April 2, 2011

asswaffle

(noun) some one who is anoying, or uncool in anyway, such as a a guy who keeps hittin on your girlfreind or wishes he was kurt cobain, or just plain sucks

"dude, your an asswaffle"

by grungyflannel May 7, 2007

asswang

To put it simply, a dumbass, an idiot.

John M. is a damn asswang.

by The Cowboy May 8, 2005