asstampon

a tampon for your ass mainly used for male homosexuals when you bleed out of your ass due to butt sex

me and james have to go buy some asstampons we are seriously bleeding out our ass

by zedisdead87 May 29, 2011

ass tampon

After a long night of drinking, when you fart and liquid shit, "like it was stragith water i was shitting beer down my leg", balled up toilet paper in your ass crack to prevent leakage.

While at the mall, Greg was going up the escalator and had his legs on two different steps, he sharted in his pants and he needed an ass tampon for the leakage.

by Best Buy 197 November 14, 2005

asstrampoline

1. A person who has their ass used as a trampoline.
2. Someone who uses words such as "indicators", or "blinkers".

You're a complete asstrampoline.

by chalk_line January 9, 2008

assamonger

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.

Jon Remple is an assamonger.

by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006

ass tampon

When a gay guy gets banged too often up the ass, and one day it just doesn't close up afterwards. So, the guy has to wear a tampon up his ass so all the crap doesn't fall out all over the place.

Guy in bathroom stall: Anyone got an ass tampon?!!!?!?!!!?! I forgot a spare!!!!!!!
*Everyone runs out of bathroom*

by klrpenguin66 July 2, 2004

ass tampon

when you use a tampon in your ass to suck up all the cum after anal sex

Phyllis:Honey I'll be right back, it was great but I need an ass tampon

by Kaido Creme Puff (sophie gamache) May 13, 2005

Asstappingoodtime

When you get together with a girl and not only have fun but get laid.

"My date turned out to be an asstappingoodtime."
"I heard that girl mozilla is a real asstappingoodtime."

by Earl L. Miller III November 16, 2007