asstamina

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asstamina is your butts overall endurance; like how long you can ride a bike, sit in an uncomfortable chair, or be fucked in the ass without it starting to hurt.

#1: matt "my ass hurts so bad from riding my bike"

tiffany "well you just need to increase your asstamina"
matt "yea yea, i know"

#2 kaleb"man i wish that girl would last longer as i ass-fucked her.."
sam" yea, girls these days just dont have enough asstamina"

asstamina by sillyblondegirl April 25, 2010

Words you can keep

Broke-asstinating

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

Related Words

asstamina • ass stamina • AssasiNate • abstainal • Abstainaphobia • asaminara • Assafinated • Assalinah • assaninacal • Assasinassed

assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

assumination by Tze612 June 9, 2016

abstainal

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

abstainal by tstack25 February 17, 2014

astamita

It has a very special meaning. It actually means that your friend at the end of your life that is GOD. This type of people never ever leaves your side in any situation. If they love someone they will love them for their entire life. So, please don't hurt any Astamita. These people are really gems. If you have any Astamita in your life treasure them, love them and don't let them go from your life. Trust me, you will never ever regret this. They will love you back 1000 times more.

"Asta" means at the end , "Mita" means true friend. So, "Astamita" is being defined as your soulmate.

astamita by anonymous November 24, 2021

Kennedy Assasination

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

Kennedy Assasination by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

Assuminator

a person who assumes things

"Stop being an assuminator"

Assuminator by Uncuffable November 11, 2018

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026