asstamina

asstamina is your butts overall endurance; like how long you can ride a bike, sit in an uncomfortable chair, or be fucked in the ass without it starting to hurt.

#1: matt "my ass hurts so bad from riding my bike"

tiffany "well you just need to increase your asstamina"
matt "yea yea, i know"

#2 kaleb"man i wish that girl would last longer as i ass-fucked her.."
sam" yea, girls these days just dont have enough asstamina"

asstamina by sillyblondegirl April 25, 2010

Broke-asstinating 

When your ass is too broke to pay your bills, so you put it off until the next pay day.

Quit broke-asstinating and pay your gas bill before they shut it off.

Broke-asstinating by Gurlplease15 January 1, 2016

assumination 

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

assumination by Tze612 June 9, 2016

abstainal 

A tasteful combination of abstinence and anal sex.

Bryan and Julian wanted to try something new, so they went with abstainal sex. They said it got them off but they still feel innocent.

"It doesn't count if it's abstainal."

abstainal by tstack25 February 17, 2014

astamita 

It has a very special meaning. It actually means that your friend at the end of your life that is GOD. This type of people never ever leaves your side in any situation. If they love someone they will love them for their entire life. So, please don't hurt any Astamita. These people are really gems. If you have any Astamita in your life treasure them, love them and don't let them go from your life. Trust me, you will never ever regret this. They will love you back 1000 times more.

"Asta" means at the end , "Mita" means true friend. So, "Astamita" is being defined as your soulmate.

astamita by anonymous November 24, 2021

Kennedy Assasination 

When a male is masturbating or being jerked off by another, laying down, and ejaculates in his own eye.

Fabian was cranking it to gay porn on his bed and ended up giving himself a Kennedy Assasination.

Kennedy Assasination by Carpet Monster November 28, 2006

Assuminator 

a person who assumes things

"Stop being an assuminator"

Assuminator by Uncuffable November 11, 2018