Assortative mating is the art of fat people procreating with others of the same body type. Eventually this leads to a population that is large and in charge.
Dude! Look at that fat couple! They shouldn't be allowed to have kids, they should ban assortative mating.
by kyle cota June 28, 2006
i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"
by ryker501 August 12, 2011
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by scykon December 29, 2004
by Skid Marky Mark January 8, 2004
1. A term to describe a vagina which has more than one delivery of semen within it, typically from multiple doners. Often the result of a "gang-bang."
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
2. A receptical of some sort containing multiple ejaculates and offered as a gift to an unsuspecting recipient; esp. in retaliation by unknown givers.
1. Mel was passed around as a cum-bucket for the whole team. By the time we'd finished with her, she was a giant Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
2. That bitch, Mel, pissed everyone off, so we gave her a Box of Assorted Creams.
by Brent Elskan November 13, 2005
1. Your hot sister looked good till she opened her legs and revealed her jarful of assorted creams
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
2. I went to the half price prostitute parlour and found a cadbury creme egg between her legs
by Fucken Wrong Kunt August 21, 2009