asslips
asslips by MC DonkeyPunch November 30, 2006
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Asslips
Asslips by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019
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Asslips
If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.
An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.
Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.
Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.
Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.
Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?
Asslips by germayne48 February 22, 2011
chocolate ass lips
the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!
wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT
reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!
(just blame the kids)
chocolate ass lips by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010
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