asslips 

The large fleshy protrusions surrounding the asshole. Sometimes referred to as cheeks.

Yo, that honey's got some phat asslips.

asslips by MC DonkeyPunch November 30, 2006

Asslips 

Another name for the anus.

Did you hear about Projareds asslips, i heard they were tighter then steel.

Asslips by Sus-Dog-69 November 22, 2019

Asslips 

If your ass could speak the cheeks would serve as lips.

An asslip is one who makes absurd verbal representations, all the while full of, what they know to be bullshit.

Hence, because a person excretes absurdities meant for their ass, through their lips, everything that is said or done by them is considered shit.

Plural- Asslips
Singular- Asslip
*Can be used as a Noun, Verb, Adverb or Pro-noun or any other grammatical term.

Example 1-
Person 1: Did you hear what he just did!?
Person 2: Yeah, what an Asslip.

Example 2-
Person 1: Lets go and get Ari, he is taking so damn long..
Person 2: Hey, what’s taking you so long Asslips!?

Asslips by germayne48 February 22, 2011

asslips 

(noun)1. A severe Kiss-ass!
2. See kissass.

Goddammit,look at that asslips Mike sucking up to the boss for saturdays off!

asslips by E. Ave November 7, 2005

ass lips

When your asshole is so destroyed from over-penetration that it has big dangling lips.

"I can pick dimes up off the sidewalk with my ass lips."

ass lips by Fake Pete November 4, 2006

ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

ass lips by e-rock1 October 23, 2005

chocolate ass lips 

the stain that appears when you havnt had a wash for a good while and sit on the bed and hey presto the chocolate ass lips appear on the sheets!

wife: whats this chocolate on the bed!
reply: it must be the kids again eating chocolate on our bed!
wife lowers her nose to the (chocolate stain) WHAT THE FUCK, THATS SHIT

reply: ohh thats just my chocolate ass lips!

(just blame the kids)

chocolate ass lips by chocolate ass lip man November 26, 2010