1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.
2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.
2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.
My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.
by FearTheBoomstick October 17, 2010
Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!
by 4:31Time April 23, 2020
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by AdrienBoerger October 7, 2008
1. A person who earns money by being a professional bitch
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
2. Other than doing home loans, its the second most popular job a stripper has "during the day"
1. I hate doing my job so I will just have my executive assistant do it.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
2. I dont just dance for my money, I also am an executive assistant.
by your significant other January 23, 2007
It's a fucking dumbass piece of shit won't understand when I said can I eat drug or frog please it's just came out as can I eat dog and please
by Thanos car thanos car thanos c September 10, 2018
Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.
There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.
by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008