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A king among bros who leads his pack into battle and against all odds. Heroes get remembered, but this bro-king legend never dies...
"Dude, I'm not going to the bars unless Buch goes."
Buch by buchbroking February 4, 2010
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noun: A dumb shit; someone on the brink of retardation; someone with the inability to talk, listen, type, or even use sign language.

verb: to act like a complete moron; to embarass others in front of females.
"Come on man, don't be a buch"

or

"Stop buchin'"
buch by malloryzappa May 26, 2006
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buchi Buche buch BUCHANAN buchon Buchan buchona bucha bucharest bucho
An annoying, try-hardy word used by white, woke-attempting granola boys and girls trying to avoid standard conversation pieces with baristas of coffeeshops hopping on the bandwagon of serving Kombucha.

Slang and/or nickname for "kombucha". Pronounced "booch".
Barista- "Hi, what can I get started for you?"

Me- "Give me the buch, please."

Barista- "Gladly."
Buch by mackdaddymoron November 1, 2019
(rhymes with "much") used as a slang to mean a "bitch" that is good (a good bitch). What you may call a friend or someone who has done a good deed. Originated from a piss-take on the New Zealand accent.
"Hey Buch, how's it going?"
or "What are you doing Buch?"
or "She gave me the day off work, what a good buch"
Buch by glennedin May 6, 2014
synonymous with the word "bunch",
but with greater emphasis on how hip the objects and/or people in the "bunch" are.
"I found a buch of vintage albums last night!"

"Lets get a buch of peeps together and party"

buch by KaterY April 28, 2006
_game_:
A game (similar to, but not restricted to the rules of TAG) played by teenagers for fun on the playground. (Or occasionally in the classroom).

Buch: _Noun_: (or BÜCHŮS)

“I am Buch! 😫”
A person who is infected with whatever CLONTS has or inflicts onto his pears. Such as (charm, annoyance, passion, stupidity, pure clontness, happiness, sadness, love or appraisal) however it is much more than just those.

_Verb_:

“I Buched you!”
To inflict Buch unto another person
John: “Oh no! I’ve been Buched! I have till the end of the day to remove myself of it!!”
Peter: “HAHA! You’re Buchus!”
BUCH by yoshiTHEyaanis January 30, 2024
correct: bück dich!
from the german. command. bend over!
Bück Dich!
buch dich by whisper November 24, 2003
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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