asshole rating 

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.

Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4

asshole rating by Kiko February 1, 2004

Raging Asshole 

The condition that occurs in your rectum after you eat Spicy Foods.

Can also happen with certain Taco Bell foods!

You're taking a poop the morning after you ate some extra spicy General Tso's Chicken and you can't help but notice your asshole feels like it's on fire!! You've been had by the Raging Asshole!

Raging Asshole by Turbo&Auto August 21, 2009

rafting the asshole 

Getting notariety from associating with someone who doesn’t deserve their own fame.

I can’t believe that congressman asked Rittenhouse to be his intern. He’s really “rafting the asshole”.

rafting the asshole by JustMo November 21, 2021