assholamea 

When you're an asshole.

When some one else is a dick and you have no fucks to give.

Jim: its nice today
You: tell Jim to fuck off and then sing Assholamea
AsssssHoooLoooMeAAAAA

assholamea by CWL82FARTPUNCHER December 14, 2023

assholehead 

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

assholehead by TheN C November 25, 2009

Assholometer 

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Assholometer by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

Assholaversary 

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason

Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.

Assholaversary by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

Assholemancer 

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.

The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.

Assholemancer by WCrispy May 20, 2014

AssholaMofoLuvaKiss 

Expression of greeting for a friend, but also meant in a friendly insulting way.

AssholaMofoLuvaKiss! How you doin'?

AssholaMofoLuvaKiss by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003