assholamea

When you're an asshole.

When some one else is a dick and you have no fucks to give.

Jim: its nice today
You: tell Jim to fuck off and then sing Assholamea
AsssssHoooLoooMeAAAAA

by CWL82FARTPUNCHER December 14, 2023

assholehead

Someone who presents themself as an utterly incompetent moron, consistantly fucking up whatever he/she does, it makes u wonder if there's an asshole where his/her brain would normally be.

You crapped in your pants again you assholehead?

by TheN C November 25, 2009

Assholometer

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

by phantom2012 November 9, 2012

Assholaversary

Assholaversary,is a definite ass hole celebrating an anniversary,for either doing good deeds for people helping people....or just being a long time asshole for any reason

Happy Assholaversary,to the entire crowd.

by Big Papa DD July 24, 2018

Assholemancer

Noun - A pun of "asshole" and "necromancer." Someone well versed in the art of conjuring up rudeness.

The user-based editors ruining Urban Dictionary are a bunch of assholemancers.

by WCrispy May 20, 2014

AssholaMofoLuvaKiss

Expression of greeting for a friend, but also meant in a friendly insulting way.

AssholaMofoLuvaKiss! How you doin'?

by SchwarzerWind September 1, 2003