one who is useless or unnecessary, as attempting to wear a hat on one's ass is.
"We need that asshat on our team like I need a new asshole on my forehead."
by Knotty1 February 07, 2010
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An ambiguous "emoticon" seen by some as a heart and others as asshat.
Is this a love letter, or a brush off to an asshat:

---------
Jake,

I guess you know how I feel about what happened last night. See you around!

<3

~Gina
by misinterpreter October 05, 2006
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that little tatto chicks get right above their buttcrack usually called a tramp stamp
did u see taras new asshat i hope she didnt pay alot for it
by douschebaghater June 27, 2009
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The formation of shit that completely fills your ass crack as you dump in your pants while sitting. The compressed turd creates a hat for your ass.
A person who would best be described by comparing to the above.
Timmy extruded a massive asshat in his diaper.
Joe is such an asshat.
That was a real asshat move.
by howman December 12, 2008
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a moron who tries to write profanity in public and can't spell.
at a theme park,"fuck fagits" and written underneath is learn to spell asshat
by johnredd June 22, 2005
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Technical jargon describing the peculiar headgear favoured by grumpy, ageing Canadian progressive rock drummers.

Based on obscure ethnic designs, years of refinement and development have gone into the Asshat, to bring the style to the pinnacle of apparently pointless stupidity it now represents.

Believed to be lined with weapons-grade tinfoil (presumably to keep at bay the mental probing of obsessed "fans" - particularly those ghastly Eurotrash) and worn at all times by said grumpy old tub-thumping curmudgeon. Unfortunately it seems that there is no ego-curbing side effect to the lining process, meaning that the frequency & duration of drum solos has remained undiminished.

Formerly produced by the million in foul, pestilent African sweatshops, & made by children working for a single cup of damp sand per week, Asshats are now individually commissioned at a cost of thousands of Canadian Dollars per unit. The economic growth this has brought about means that many of the former sweatshop employees are now in fact controlling shareholders in the Canadian music industry.
"You're wearing an Asshat! Just like Neil Peart's! Didn't you know that design's protected by copyright? You're bleedin' nicked, me old beauty!"
by Rickenbugger March 03, 2007
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1)An artical of anal headwear.
2)an asshole.
a."you, sir, are an artical of anal headwear!"

b."wait I'm an asshat?"
by Gm Tecol June 12, 2006
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