A close cousin of the Ass-clown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is sociably acceptable amongst his/her fellow peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to he/she making an ass out of his/herself. Not to be confused with ass-hole.

Term of brother love used by the MAAN Clan
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for Frag."
by Clown asshat February 22, 2008
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A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
by Silty Loam March 10, 2010
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'you are such an asshat'
by jenna rae June 5, 2005
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A Hacker term for a script kiddie, or wannabe hacker that boasts at being a legitimate hacker and sets a bad example for ALL HACKERS!

A person that writes substandard scripts that flood myspace forums for example or disrupt a site that has absolutely no value and boasts on and on that he/she is a legitimate hacker.
Stupid Person: Hey did you hear that myspace was hacked and 20 thousand passwords were stolen?

Hacker: yup, an asshat script kiddie did, i dont care about myspace to attack it!

by JasonHayys March 27, 2007
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when you want to swear but your on your christian minecraft server. and if they say you swore you say i didn't swear! i said hat! thats what antman said, some guy named stinger wanted to kill him so ant man hit him with a fricken thomas the tank engine. don't mess with antman..... or thomas
YOUR SUCH AN ASSHAT
by new guy 101 December 3, 2018
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a legal professional; one who engages in the practices of law; an attorney; in England, a barrister; from the latin roots 'ass' and 'hat' meaning 'law' and 'yer,' respectively. Alt., less common usage, a business school student or recent graduate.
My ex-wife's asshat demanded the refrigerator in the divorce... I mean, the fucking refrigerator!!!

That corporate asshat is wearing Italian loafers, which cost more than my car.

How many asshat books can John Grisham write?
by gnumb April 1, 2009
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noun- (asshat) 1: A person full of shit, derived from the phrase "go shit in your hat"; A person who continually behaves in such a fashion that makes those around him decide that he has his head firmly wedged in his ass.

2: A person convinced that being an ass makes them automatically the expert on a given topic.

3: A person who assumes the truth from the details provided within their own ass, or pulled from therein.
"I'd ask Fred for help, but he's always such an asshat about it"
by Prom&Lusus April 22, 2009
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