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the person who wrote this is an asshat
by big asshat August 2, 2006
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A person that has their own head up their own ass, thus creating a hat out of their own ass. Also, an object that sits upon one's head and smells of shit.
"You asshat, take off that asshat!"
by Silty Loam March 10, 2010
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A close cousin of the assclown, typically identified by a jovial expression and an outward misunderstanding of how he/she is perceived, combined with a generally misguided conception of what is socially acceptable amongst his/her peers.

Said persons' frequent attempts at humor usually lead to him/her making an ass out of his/herself. (Not to be confused with asshole.)
"Quit throwing pennies at that homeless man, you asshat."

"Hey asshat, thanks for double parking."
by D_Vitch October 25, 2017
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Typically known as somebody who has their head so far up their ass that they don't even know how bad of an ass they are. Nobody likes an asshat and is the awkward one out.
FEMINIST:hey look that person is such an asshat

FEMINIST2:yeah trump is an asshat
by basic_avocado22 March 24, 2017
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when he/she, is being a dumbass, and instead of being a basic bitch, this word comes up in your head.
Jasmyn: did you hear Ashley slept with her uncle again?
You: Typical asshat.
by bitchtoldmenottousemypseudonym February 8, 2021
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stupid customer, idiotic customer, no common sense customer and most of all the worst fuckin customer in the world
by annakendrick302 June 8, 2020
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A. An idiotic person.

B. An asshole/jerk
Guy: Man Braeden's such an asshat!
Guy2: I know right?
by Demtane March 30, 2018
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