assgrabber machine Share definition Flag The phenomenon of how shorts or pants can seemingly be consumed by a rotund person’s ass while they walk. Dam, Stacey’s shorts look to be disappearing by the assgrabber machine! assgrabber machine by Mr. Doobie October 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the assgrabber machine mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch