assdana 

A long sleeve shirt a woman ties around her waist while working out, or otherwise wearing skin-tight pants, to hide her ass.

Did you see the girl on the treadmill wearing the assdana? Why the hell wear skin-tight pants if you also have to wear an assdana?

assdana by sh4nn0nm November 12, 2011

Assanatou 

The most amazing and perfect girl you could ever meet. She is the sweetest person ever and she is very modest. She is very pretty and likes to laugh. She has beautiful eyes and usually doesn't know she is pretty. She likes to give advice o people which is usually very good. Assanatou has the best sense of humor EVER and likes to see people smile.

She is so gorgeous, she must be an Assanatou.

Assanatou by cammiecammiecammiepower November 13, 2013

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle 

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

Alabama Backwoods Assdangle by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

AssDonalds

A McDonalds gone bad, smells worse than your ass. It may contain some pink gooey turd extruded by Jack, a giant industrial meat & slime extruder.

Sasha: Do you have any food?
Martha: Check my fridge.
Sasha: Eww... you only have some AssDonalds lying around
Martha: Yeah they are like 16 months old, eat em if you want

AssDonalds by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 20, 2021

assdamaged

Being more advanced than being "butthurt". This tends to be even more advanced of a level of being a douchebag

Man hes getting all assdamaged by this!

assdamaged by demnutz December 20, 2013

Assanate 

To assault ones rectum with ill intent.

“ I assanated her so hard last night she wont be sitting right.

Assanate by Barnibas December 18, 2021

assana 

an amazing and sweet girl

John:your such an assana

assana by John fucks husbands June 29, 2022