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A whore that secludes herself, but is still open to any man. Though the two might seem incompatible, they are not.
Man 1: Jessica always stay at home. How the hell does she pay her bills man?
Man 2: I saw a man go in there just yesterday.
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: He didn't come out until a few hours later. I saw her just standing in the doorway in her underwear. The guy handed her twenty dollars. And I could have sworn I heard him say, "See you next week same time."
Man 1: I thought that Jessica was a Buddhist. How can she be a whore?
Man 2: Buddhism says that everything in this world is just an illusion. So sex wouldn't be a big deal for her.
Man 1: So... she's a Tibetan whore.
Man 2: I saw a man go in there just yesterday.
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: He didn't come out until a few hours later. I saw her just standing in the doorway in her underwear. The guy handed her twenty dollars. And I could have sworn I heard him say, "See you next week same time."
Man 1: I thought that Jessica was a Buddhist. How can she be a whore?
Man 2: Buddhism says that everything in this world is just an illusion. So sex wouldn't be a big deal for her.
Man 1: So... she's a Tibetan whore.
by fluncenterin October 04, 2009
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n. a devout republican.
origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.
origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.
by fluncenterin September 12, 2009
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a negative term, or insult, used for a male that is a gluttonous slut, or promiscuous.
Origin: a mixture of the words "male" or "man," "slut," and "glutton"
Origin: a mixture of the words "male" or "man," "slut," and "glutton"
"You know there really isn't a negative term for a promiscuous male. Girls have slut, but we have player, which isn't really negative."
"Yeah."
"How about mlut, a man-slut?"
"How about mlutton, a man-slut-glutton?"
"Awesome! I'm so putting that up on urbandictionary."
"Yeah."
"How about mlut, a man-slut?"
"How about mlutton, a man-slut-glutton?"
"Awesome! I'm so putting that up on urbandictionary."
by fluncenterin November 21, 2009
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a word used as an insult, ussually against a male who is acting rude or causes particular disgust to the insult thrower.
origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small
origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small
A man calls another man an jerk. The second man retorts to the first man, who is shorter and wearing blue, "Well, you're a stupid mothersmurfer!"
by fluncenterin September 10, 2009
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an individual that is highly skilled in physically pleasuring women.
origin/derivation: an alteration of Terminator.
origin/derivation: an alteration of Terminator.
Situation 1: Casual conversation between two girls
"So I was with my boyfriend last night..."
"You mean ________?"
"Yes, we did it for the first time and let me tell you... I've never had a time like that before. I've never had so many orgasms. I was all dry and the sheets were soaked."
"Well, then he's an Orgasmator."
Situation 2: Pick-up line
"You look like the girl I'm looking for. I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to bring ultimate pleasure to a few lucky women. I am the Orgasmator. Prepare to be pleasured beyond sanity."
"So I was with my boyfriend last night..."
"You mean ________?"
"Yes, we did it for the first time and let me tell you... I've never had a time like that before. I've never had so many orgasms. I was all dry and the sheets were soaked."
"Well, then he's an Orgasmator."
Situation 2: Pick-up line
"You look like the girl I'm looking for. I am a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to bring ultimate pleasure to a few lucky women. I am the Orgasmator. Prepare to be pleasured beyond sanity."
by fluncenterin September 10, 2009
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"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"
by fluncenterin September 12, 2009
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"Dude, I have to go home and water my corn."
"You have corn!? How can you have a farm in your one bedroom apartment?"
"Not a real farm. This is way more important. It's my virtual farm on Farmville."
"That stupid fad game on Facebook?"
"It's not stupid! Man, I have to go or my entire crop will die."
"Dude, that would make you a Farmvillaholic. Drink beer man! Get a normal addiction!"
"You have corn!? How can you have a farm in your one bedroom apartment?"
"Not a real farm. This is way more important. It's my virtual farm on Farmville."
"That stupid fad game on Facebook?"
"It's not stupid! Man, I have to go or my entire crop will die."
"Dude, that would make you a Farmvillaholic. Drink beer man! Get a normal addiction!"
by fluncenterin October 30, 2009
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