Definitions by fluncenterin
mlutton
a negative term, or insult, used for a male that is a gluttonous slut, or promiscuous.
Origin: a mixture of the words "male" or "man," "slut," and "glutton"
Origin: a mixture of the words "male" or "man," "slut," and "glutton"
"You know there really isn't a negative term for a promiscuous male. Girls have slut, but we have player, which isn't really negative."
"Yeah."
"How about mlut, a man-slut?"
"How about mlutton, a man-slut-glutton?"
"Awesome! I'm so putting that up on urbandictionary."
"Yeah."
"How about mlut, a man-slut?"
"How about mlutton, a man-slut-glutton?"
"Awesome! I'm so putting that up on urbandictionary."
mlutton by fluncenterin November 21, 2009
Farmvillaholic
"Dude, I have to go home and water my corn."
"You have corn!? How can you have a farm in your one bedroom apartment?"
"Not a real farm. This is way more important. It's my virtual farm on Farmville."
"That stupid fad game on Facebook?"
"It's not stupid! Man, I have to go or my entire crop will die."
"Dude, that would make you a Farmvillaholic. Drink beer man! Get a normal addiction!"
"You have corn!? How can you have a farm in your one bedroom apartment?"
"Not a real farm. This is way more important. It's my virtual farm on Farmville."
"That stupid fad game on Facebook?"
"It's not stupid! Man, I have to go or my entire crop will die."
"Dude, that would make you a Farmvillaholic. Drink beer man! Get a normal addiction!"
Farmvillaholic by fluncenterin October 30, 2009
Tibetan whore
A whore that secludes herself, but is still open to any man. Though the two might seem incompatible, they are not.
Man 1: Jessica always stay at home. How the hell does she pay her bills man?
Man 2: I saw a man go in there just yesterday.
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: He didn't come out until a few hours later. I saw her just standing in the doorway in her underwear. The guy handed her twenty dollars. And I could have sworn I heard him say, "See you next week same time."
Man 1: I thought that Jessica was a Buddhist. How can she be a whore?
Man 2: Buddhism says that everything in this world is just an illusion. So sex wouldn't be a big deal for her.
Man 1: So... she's a Tibetan whore.
Man 2: I saw a man go in there just yesterday.
Man 1: Really?
Man 2: He didn't come out until a few hours later. I saw her just standing in the doorway in her underwear. The guy handed her twenty dollars. And I could have sworn I heard him say, "See you next week same time."
Man 1: I thought that Jessica was a Buddhist. How can she be a whore?
Man 2: Buddhism says that everything in this world is just an illusion. So sex wouldn't be a big deal for her.
Man 1: So... she's a Tibetan whore.
Tibetan whore by fluncenterin October 4, 2009
assblood
n. a devout republican.
origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.
origin: a derivation of the Harry Potter term of mudblood and meant as an insult.
assblood by fluncenterin September 12, 2009
inkaholic
an individual with numerous tattoos and can also be characterized as talking vehemently about their tattoos with pride, and discussing their future plans of getting another and why.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.
The number of tattoos required to be called an inkaholic are inconclusive and vary depending on the area.
Man at tattoo parlor says to tattoo artist, "Dude that girls is an inkaholic. She comes in here nearly every week to get a new tat."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."
"Shut up man, that bitch is putting my kid through college with her addiction. We need more freaks like her in here."
inkaholic by fluncenterin September 12, 2009
elephant bleeder
"Sarah Palin is so devout a democrat that when you cut her, elephants drop out."
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"
"So that makes her an elephant bleeder?!"
elephant bleeder by fluncenterin September 12, 2009
mothersmurfer
a word used as an insult, ussually against a male who is acting rude or causes particular disgust to the insult thrower.
origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small
origin of parts: smurf - n. a blue skinned fairy creature of small stature and without wings. v. to make someone or something blue and small
A man calls another man an jerk. The second man retorts to the first man, who is shorter and wearing blue, "Well, you're a stupid mothersmurfer!"
mothersmurfer by fluncenterin September 10, 2009