assbarf 

to assbarf
from the Latin assious barfious
the act of barfing out of your ass

Oh shit man, I just had a nasty assbarf
<kankraka> I'm assbarfing

assbarf by port9 January 28, 2004

Ass barf 

A chunky, yet mostly liquid shit which is multi-colored and smells more like vomit than shit.

In the South Park episode where Cartman gets tourettes, Cartman goes on to a TV show and states "Goddamn Jews! Suck my ass barf!!!

Ass barf by Matt Walker December 30, 2007

Assbark 

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

Assbark by dillymax June 10, 2009

Assbar

A common abbreviation for All Star Batman and Robin. The title of the book abbreviates to ASBAR, which was changed by readers to ASSBAR, as the quality of the book was far below expectations from a Batman book, especially a Batman book written by Frank Miller.

"What would you say is the worst comic book ever written?"
"Oh man, ASSBAR is easily the worst thing ever written."
"At least it gave us The Goddamn Batman."

Assbar by doublechris April 14, 2010

assbaron 

Used to describe a faggot. Someone who is annoying or someone who is homosexual. It is also interchangable with asspirate and others.

Tim: Hey, Johnny won't shut the fuck up about his retarded Pokemon cards.

Jake: Then go punch that little assbaron in the face.

assbaron by xDiscordianx November 6, 2009

assbarger 

the act of barging in on someones asshole without the permission of the owner of the asshole itself

that assbarger Dustin didn't even ask if he could put his dick in sherry's ass , he just rammed his cockasaurus in.

assbarger by Daniel Presnell July 31, 2007

Assbarfer Syndrome 

repetitive explosive diarrhea

"When Salyn heard that Corn might have 'Assbarfer Syndrome' , she laughed so hard she was snorting .

Assbarfer Syndrome by Cornykins July 7, 2011