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A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
ass-barn by spankdaddy November 14, 2011
Words you can keep
A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
ass-barn by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Barn Ass 

Occurs when one's ass has the scent as pungent and diabolical as a Barn full of rotten shit. This is also known as stage 4 swamp ass. You can obtain this by neglecting your general hygiene for several days.
This kid next to me stinks! He must have Barn Ass

He must have Barn Ass again, he needs to learn to wipe.
Barn Ass by UncleRicky69 November 24, 2016

ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.
Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle
ass barnacle by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

Barnum and Bailey ass 

Derived from circus-animally, it is a term used to describe an out-of-hand situation that tends to result in a giant cluster fuck
Let me talk to your manager, I've had about enough of this Barnum and Bailey ass service!
Barnum and Bailey ass by phinny January 17, 2006

Barney Bad-ass 

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.
You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.
Barney Bad-ass by JJFoote November 2, 2017
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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