ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy November 14, 2011

ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.

Jirosaga: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011

Barn Ass

Occurs when one's ass has the scent as pungent and diabolical as a Barn full of rotten shit. This is also known as stage 4 swamp ass. You can obtain this by neglecting your general hygiene for several days.

This kid next to me stinks! He must have Barn Ass

He must have Barn Ass again, he needs to learn to wipe.

by UncleRicky69 November 24, 2016

ass barnacle

when someone is being a really big bitch and is scared to do something.

Hit this shit man!
nah man i dont like weed
Dude your a fucking ass barnacle

by sean mcguire October 24, 2005

Barnum and Bailey ass

Derived from circus-animally, it is a term used to describe an out-of-hand situation that tends to result in a giant cluster fuck

Let me talk to your manager, I've had about enough of this Barnum and Bailey ass service!

by phinny January 17, 2006

Barney Bad-ass

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.

You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.

by JJFoote November 2, 2017