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Assamow is a website run by a person often reffered to as mow.
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
person a:Man how do you pick the Assa Desmo?
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.
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assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.
Jon Remple is an assamonger.
assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006
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A person who has their ass hair trimmed by another person in a proffessional setting such as a day spa.
She spends at least $25.00 a month getting an assmow at her favorite day spa in south Hollywood.
Assmow by Benzothegr8 July 10, 2010
eating at an all you can eat buffet and giving food to your friends but than you tell the people that they are eating without paying which would than make you an assamoe; a way to express excitment.
ASSAMOE!! I just found five dollars!
assamoe by D-Wreck May 13, 2005
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026