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Assamow is a website run by a person often reffered to as mow.
By users it is used for looking up keycodes and milling them, while the owner uses it to flex.
The website was started around 2014, but the domain was registered a long time before that, it also contains some pdf documents about security features of several hi-sec locks and manipulation guides for them
person a:Man how do you pick the Assa Desmo?
person b: Go check assamow i thing there is a pdf about that.
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assamonger 

One who enjoys strolling on the beach and squeezing the remnant farts out of dead seagulls.
Jon Remple is an assamonger.
assamonger by Jack Linehan October 10, 2006
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A person who has their ass hair trimmed by another person in a proffessional setting such as a day spa.
She spends at least $25.00 a month getting an assmow at her favorite day spa in south Hollywood.
Assmow by Benzothegr8 July 10, 2010
eating at an all you can eat buffet and giving food to your friends but than you tell the people that they are eating without paying which would than make you an assamoe; a way to express excitment.
ASSAMOE!! I just found five dollars!
assamoe by D-Wreck May 13, 2005

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026