ass-jacket

1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying

1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"

by mcfreshbeats November 15, 2005

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 26, 2005

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 02, 2014

ass jacket

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it

Gene is an ass jacket.

by MiaFreeya October 08, 2007

Ass Jacket

Pants

Get your ass jacket on, and let's go.

by Leaneagh January 01, 2015

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003

Ass Jacket

Pants; leg wear

If the ass shirt is my underwear, then these skinny jeans are my ass jacket.

by RollingStones72 June 07, 2021