ass-jacket

1.a person's whose ass you want to kick and/or a trick ass-ho. 2. someone who is dumbfounded in a very obvious situation that you find annoying

1. "here he comes! watch me trip this 'ass-jacket'!"
2. ashley: "1+1=2?"
david: "duh you 'ass-jacket'!"

by mcfreshbeats November 14, 2005

ass jacket

For the love of all things sacred, it certainly isn't what that other guy wrote. Holy shit.

My name is not a form of gay sex.

by AssJacket January 27, 2005

ass jacket

When someone or something, is acting asinine.

Santa forgot my house....what a fucking ass jacket.

by SantaFucksRaindeer December 03, 2014

ass jacket

one who realizes he is an ass and thrives at it

Gene is an ass jacket.

by MiaFreeya September 24, 2007

Ass Jacket

Pants

Get your ass jacket on, and let's go.

by Leaneagh January 01, 2015

Ass Jacket

Laying your penis in another man in an upside down position while masturbating him to orgasm.

Tom enjoyed having Jeremy give him an ass jacket because it gave him a furious orgasm.

by Fab freddy getting fingered May 29, 2003

Ass Jacket

Ass Jacket. Underwear!

Mom to her son: you will be going on the trip for three days, so pack at least 3 ass jackets!

by Dirtydorinda March 10, 2022