ass twinkies 

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

ass twinkies by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

ass twinkie 

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger

Chad is an ass twinkie.

ass twinkie by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

Cracker-ass twinkie-hole 

One of many negative terms for a white person that is equal to calling a black person nigger.

(white guy) What up my nigg?
(black guy) Shut yo mouth, u cracker-ass twinkie-hole!

Cracker-ass twinkie-hole by IM NOT A CRACKA' January 28, 2009

Ass Twinkie 

The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.

Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
Carlo: HAHAHAHAHa

Ass Twinkie by CarlyntonKid June 3, 2010