ass twinkies

another word for a speedo, most of the time refering to overweight men wearing speedos because it apears that your ass is eating up the speedo.

yo im off this beach to many ass twinkies

by thebaddestofmen November 7, 2010

ass twinkie

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger

by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

The Act Of Masturbating in a gym shower and right before ur about to cum you shove it up some dudes ass and fill is with ur semen.

Carlo: Mike did you feel that ass twinkie in gym
Mike: That was u OMG
Carlo: HAHAHAHAHa

by CarlyntonKid June 3, 2010

One of many negative terms for a white person that is equal to calling a black person nigger.

(white guy) What up my nigg?
(black guy) Shut yo mouth, u cracker-ass twinkie-hole!

by IM NOT A CRACKA' January 28, 2009