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the amount of penises that fit in ones ass
1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5
by the chigger April 23, 2004
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A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.
I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.
by hardcrocker May 06, 2016
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The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily
Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic
by stovebox June 27, 2015
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