ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

by the chigger April 23, 2004

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat February 15, 2005

ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from one's ass during a set period.

F*ck me, what's that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.

by Blastmat February 15, 2005

ass traffic

The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily

Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic

by stovebox June 20, 2015

ass traffic

When you have mudbut really bad and there is so much coming out you can't get out of the bathroom.

I'd love to go bangin with you homies, but I got so much damn ass traffic.

by hardcrocker January 24, 2016

Ass to nose traffic

Essentially bumper to bumper traffic.

I couldn't get to work today because of the ass to nose traffic.

by trilo September 09, 2010

Traffic ass

When you eat too much McDonald’s and your ass gets clogged.

Topher got a huge traffic ass the other day.

by Chickenflucker69420 January 29, 2021