ass touch
When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.
ass touch by White Retard February 7, 2018
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The Mud-ass Touch
(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.
The Mud-ass Touch by BLynch March 14, 2008
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national ass touch day by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018
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touch ass
Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
touch ass by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Don't touch me tall ass!
When someone taller than you gets in your way or stumbles onto you.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Particularly used by Richard Goranski.
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Jeremy Heere: Sorry I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Don't touch me tall ass! by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019
Don't touch me tall ass!
Phrase occupied when someone taller stumbles onto you or gets in your way.
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Mainly used by Richard Goranski from the musical Be More Chill
Rich: Yo, Don't touch me tall ass!
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Jeremy Heere: Sorry, I was just trying to get to my--
*Rich writes on Jeremy's backpack*
Rich: You wash that off, YOU'RE DEAD.
Don't touch me tall ass! by KingGeorgeTheTatertot October 14, 2019