ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a “shitty” game of tag.

by White Retard February 7, 2018

The Mud-ass Touch

(n)A play on words describing someone's ability to fuck everything up. When everything that person does (touches) turns to shit.

1. Spellcheck doesn't pick up shitty grammer- you've got the mud-ass touch.

by BLynch March 14, 2008

A day were anyone can touch anyone’s ass

It’s a FREE pass to touch an ASS

It is national ass touch day imma go grab dat thicc white girls ass 👅

by Daddy69247 June 22, 2018

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch ass day every april 12th

by Tfydugugfi April 11, 2019

Every time she gets up she is ass touching to draw attention to her big ass

by SillyScholar January 1, 2017