ass tool 

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.

ass tool by M__ May 12, 2008

ass tool  

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

ass tool by MarkRo July 27, 2008

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.

a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by tee oh see-toc-tyler o' conner October 6, 2003

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.

Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022