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ass tool 

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
Susan is scorching hot but her boyfriend is an ass tool.
ass tool by M__ May 12, 2008
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ass tool  

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.
"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"
ass tool by MarkRo July 27, 2008

fuck ass tool bag

some dipshit who’s driving a tinted out beater trying to get low

zero ability to get low my grandma could drive better

typically driving a black volkswagen and doesn’t use his blinkers
JA “Yo look at bro in that beater”

AK “Yea he’s a fuck ass tool bag

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

only the most ballinest weapon on earth. nobody messes with the union tools ass hwoopin' stick. youll die just from breathing in the air let out by the stick. thats right it breaths.
a nigger walked up to the tank and jay busted out his union tools ass hwoopin' stick and killed him.

Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick 

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.
Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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