ass talker

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someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.

That aint true, asstalker.

ass talker by Mike C July 1, 2003

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ass talker

Some fuck who thinks they know what there talking about, especially somthing like music, or things they clearly just pull the shit out of there ass

"Well technically Ozzy Osbourne started punk"

" You fucking idiot your an ass talker"

ass talker by anonnomyoussss August 21, 2006

Related Words

ass talker • talk brass and kick ass • Foreign Asstalker • assstalker • asswalker • ASH TALKER • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape

ass talker

Soemone with the name josh that no life and only talks to asses

josh is an ass talker

ass talker by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Ass-talker

Someone who says they're going to do this and says they're going to do that, and actually never does anything. 90% of the population.

Steve is a real ass-talker. He said he would come fix my car on Thursday and never did. He also said he'd meet me to watch the game at the sports bar and never showed up.

Ass-talker by Natalie 16 September 1, 2011

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assstalker

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.

My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker

assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026