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ass talker 

Some fuck who thinks they know what there talking about, especially somthing like music, or things they clearly just pull the shit out of there ass
"Well technically Ozzy Osbourne started punk"

" You fucking idiot your an ass talker"
ass talker by anonnomyoussss August 21, 2006

ass talker 

Soemone with the name josh that no life and only talks to asses
ass talker by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Ass-talker

Someone who says they're going to do this and says they're going to do that, and actually never does anything. 90% of the population.
Steve is a real ass-talker. He said he would come fix my car on Thursday and never did. He also said he'd meet me to watch the game at the sports bar and never showed up.
Ass-talker by Natalie 16 September 1, 2011

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.
"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"
asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assstalker 

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.
assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

Foreign Asstalker 

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.
People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."
Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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