Ass-talker

Someone who says they're going to do this and says they're going to do that, and actually never does anything. 90% of the population.

Steve is a real ass-talker. He said he would come fix my car on Thursday and never did. He also said he'd meet me to watch the game at the sports bar and never showed up.

by Natalie 16 September 1, 2011

ass talker

someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.

That aint true, asstalker.

by Mike C July 1, 2003

ass talker

Some fuck who thinks they know what there talking about, especially somthing like music, or things they clearly just pull the shit out of there ass

"Well technically Ozzy Osbourne started punk"

" You fucking idiot your an ass talker"

by anonnomyoussss August 21, 2006

ass talker

Soemone with the name josh that no life and only talks to asses

josh is an ass talker

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

asswalker

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.

"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"

by El Matt February 28, 2008

assstalker

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.

My boyfriend is such a fucking assstalker

by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

by asdfsfd March 29, 2007