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ass talker 

someone who is talking out of their ass, talking sh___, or just plain old making stuff up.
That aint true, asstalker.
ass talker by Mike C July 1, 2003

ass talker 

Some fuck who thinks they know what there talking about, especially somthing like music, or things they clearly just pull the shit out of there ass
"Well technically Ozzy Osbourne started punk"

" You fucking idiot your an ass talker"
ass talker by anonnomyoussss August 21, 2006

ass talker 

Soemone with the name josh that no life and only talks to asses
ass talker by Anonymous March 6, 2003

asswalker 

One who walks using the cheeks of their buttocks. Asswalking first performed on the short-lived cartoon network series "Cow and Chicken" by a character known only as "the red guy". May also mean a person who is not disabled but has a ridiculous walk which makes them look like an asshole.
"The red guy is such an asswalker."
"Look at that asswalker, he is such an asshole"
asswalker by El Matt February 28, 2008

assstalker 

Someone who is prone to fucking asses, especially - someone who fucks asses he is not supposed to fuck.
assstalker by Dr. Fragemann August 28, 2005

Foreign Asstalker 

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.
People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."
Foreign Asstalker by asdfsfd March 29, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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