ass splasher 

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

ass splasher by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

ass eating slasher 

A very BIG GUY that lerk's in the shadows and prays that you drop your keys and bend over and takes your butt hole.

Don't go anywhere alone the ass eating slasher may strike.

ass eating slasher by l_l_l_l_l_l_ November 28, 2017