Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.
Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011
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Get the ass spatula mug.A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
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