ass spatula 

Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.

Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.

ass spatula by KnifeySpoony March 19, 2011

ass spatula 

when your ass is full of crap and you cant make it come out so you use a spatula

Gregory, get me the ASS SPATULA i cant seem to get this shit off.

ass spatula by the magical flying canon man March 4, 2003

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula 

A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA

Yo Ricardo lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula.

lemme slap dat ass wit a spatula by fireboss518 October 21, 2015