Some one who sucks so much that if you were given the choice to shove a spatula up your ass or meet them you would pick the spatula.
Person 1: So Dayton really sucks huh?
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
Person 2: Yep he is the worst.
Person 1: He can't be that bad.
Person 2: You don't even know. He is ass spatula bad.
Person 1: wow thats bad.
by KnifeySpoony March 04, 2011
by the magical flying canon man March 05, 2003
A cancerous action where one brings a spatula to school and slaps another classmate on the butt while saying, LEMME SLAP DAT ASS WIT A SPATULA
by fireboss518 September 05, 2015