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ass scarf 

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A brown nose who has advanced beyond the ass lick and ass kiss stages. One who truly enjoys the work. No humiliation or inconvienience will deter their attempt to impress, compliment, or patronize their perceived superior.
Carol is such an ass scarf she spent her day off running errands for the boss.
ass scarf by toxic megacolon July 29, 2004
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ass scarf 

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One who is such an asshat they must wear an ass scarf in the winter.
You have your head so far up your ass, you go beyond asshat. You are an ass scarf.
ass scarf by 1010 July 27, 2004
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scar is an ass

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wtf?
haha, it is a weird description of a
person
Billy-Scar is an ass
scar is an ass by Margetrite December 25, 2007

assscarf 

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Someone who's head is so far up their ass they're past asshat status.
Calling him an asshat is an understatement. He's an assscarf.
assscarf by xx-ia-xx September 25, 2010

assscarf 

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Person X: asshat!
Person Y: assscard!
assscarf by Anonymous August 25, 2003
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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