Ass Radar

When you know you need to do a “big job“ but you’re miles from home.

You know you can make it to your own bathroom, but as you close in on the last half mile the urgency increases. Ass Radar kicks in and knows you’re almost there.

Yeah, I almost crapped my car the other day. Ass Radar kicked in and overrode my will to reach the bathroom.

Ass Radar by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

ass radar

An uncanny sense of just whose ass you need to kiss to get ahead.

As I watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen....her ass radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.

ass radar by boooolie November 18, 2009

Radar Ass 

This happens when your body knows when you are getting close to home and automatically wants to expell all feces in short order

Holy crap we are still 10 minutes away from getting home and i have a turtlehead poking out, must be my radar ass kicking in again

Radar Ass by dayday1980 August 14, 2012