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Ass Pimple  

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ass Pimple by cont May 27, 2008
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ass pimple 

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.
"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"
ass pimple by MThrasher July 2, 2006

Human ass pimple

A disgusting and worthless person who is about as useful and annoying as a pimple on the butt.
Oh my gosh that guy Joe is such a Human ass pimple. Fuck that guy! Don't be like Joe.
Human ass pimple by KingOfLemuria August 18, 2019

pimple on your ass

a "mark" on your permanent record

a mistake

in literal terms, something really gross.
"It's no skin off my nose not being your friend!" said Kelsey
"It's just a pimple on your ass then!" Rachel chuckled to herself.

Dude, that pimple on your ass is raunchy.
pimple on your ass by Sum&Aut July 17, 2006

pimple on the ass of the world 

a non working worthless peice of shit person collecting food stamps and or cash aid
my son inlaw is a pimple on the ass of the world!

pimply ass white boy 

A term used by an African American when yet another white person (minority) is ruining his life with his bad cracker ways
Damn pimply ass white boy uz iz busting my balls wit all dat hollerin ya hear dawg

assdimples 

dimples on the lower back just above the ass only available on hot bitches who are in shape
hey look at that hotty she's got sexy assdimples
assdimples by stinkfoot December 9, 2008
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