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A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

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ass pee

noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.

Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.

ass pee by Angdydrew March 16, 2005

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ass pee

Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.

That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.

ass pee by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004

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ass pee

The stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food. Similar in consistency and sound to regular 'pee,' only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.

Man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that I'm going to ass pee all fucking night.

ass pee by Orkstein December 15, 2008

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Shit pee pee ass

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog

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Penn State

Oh you graduated from a university with the largest alumni network but did not get a job? Yeah, it’s Pee Ass U man!

pee ass u by Old main June 20, 2025

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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