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A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.
"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"
ass pee by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
noun: a kind of diarrhea that makes a squirt sound as it comes out. Sometimes, a faint splashing noise can be heard.
Aw man, I gotta go home and take an ass pee.
ass pee by Angdydrew March 16, 2005
Diarrhea. also known as butt mud.
That chili dog gave me ass pee. I'll never eat grade d meat again.
ass pee by JenThe80'sFan August 30, 2004
The stream of liquid fecal matter that is extruded from your anus after eating massive quantities of over-salted food. Similar in consistency and sound to regular 'pee,' only brown, malodorous, and from the bad hole.
Man, that meal was delicious, but so salty that I'm going to ass pee all fucking night.
ass pee by Orkstein December 15, 2008

Dick ass pee walter 

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Dick ass pee walter by i'm phoenix November 17, 2021

Shit pee pee ass 

When I do anal on your mom and she ass queefs on the family dog
Hey, baby wanna Shit pee pee ass tonight

pee ass u 

Oh you graduated from a university with the largest alumni network but did not get a job? Yeah, it’s Pee Ass U man!
pee ass u by Old main June 20, 2025
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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