ProfessorOwl's definitions

ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007