ass panic

The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.

I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.

by Deepseacommando January 21, 2009

Ass-Panic

The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.

Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."

by deepseacommando17 January 20, 2009